Page 35 - South Mississippi Living - June, 2018

My dog, he don't have any legs. You know what we call him?
It don't matter, he ain't comin'!
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June 2018 • SOUTH MISSISSIPPI Living 35
I was standing on the corner the other day and a guy came up to me and asked me if my dog bites. I said, “no, my dog don’t bite,” so he reached down there and pet that dog and the dog bit him. He said,“I thought you told me your dog don’t bite!”
“Well, that ain’t my dog.”